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Derpy Hooves Beanie Giveaway!Hello everyone :] I've decided to give away this Derpy!  

Please follow the rules and you'll have a chance to win her and take her home! :heart:
1. Fav this journal
2. Please write a journal about this giveaway and link it back here in the comments.
3. Add me to your watch list :]
Each person who watches, faves this journal and makes a journal will get a number. I'll be using random.org to choose a number, and when someone's number is picked that person will win the plushie! Easy enough right? I will pay for shipping worldwide.
The winner will be announced June 2nd :iconderpyclapplz:
Any questions please ask. Do NOT make multiple accounts just so you can have a better chance. Please make this fair for everyone :iconaawplz: Thank you!
Good luck :'D
EDIT: Just in case you were wondering how big she is, 8 inches long and 3 inches across her back !
THANK YOU EVERYPONY WHO JOINED :'D I DIDN'T EXPECT SO MANY
1000 Point Giveaway! (EDIT)
Okay enough of joining giveaways.....it's time to host one! :dance:
Remember the big surprise I was talking about in the previous journal? Well here it is! My BIGGEST giveaway yet! :) Total prizes reach 1000 :points:!!!! :wow:
1st PLACE: 400 :points:
2nd PLACE: 200 :points:
3rd PLACE: 100 :points:
SIX more winners will be chosen who EACH will receive 50 :points:!!!!!
I will be so broke after this...
:police: But of course there are always the rules......
:bulletgreen: Please please please fave the journal!
:bulletred: Make another journal about this giveaway and provide a link of that journal in the comments (this will help spread the word about this giveaway)
Want another entry?
:bulletgreen:You can :+devwatch: me to get your name entered TWICE! EDIT:For those who are ALREADY watching me you can still earn additional entries by faving my art! Each fave gets you ONE extra entry! (Max number of entries possible: 3)
IMPORTANT: Please be
100 point giveaway!Because I can. c:
800 Points GiveawayHello all. As I've mentioned in the poll, I am going to make a small giveaway on the occasion of nearly 1000 watchers! Wooo!
There are 8 winners and 100 points for each to win. BUT the giveaway ends when the number of watchers reaches 1000.
RULES:
:bulletred: To enter, fave this journal and comment below that you've faved it. Then I will give you a number.
:bulletred: You don't need to watch me to enter. But please keep in mind that the giveaway ends sooner when
there are more watchers.
:bulletred: Your account must be at least 2 months old.
:bulletred: You can enter once only. No alternate/plz accounts.
I will choose winners with random.org.
♣ Good luck! ♣
Minor update: changed from 1111 to 1000 watchers.
School Chibi Contest X3
Hi there, my fellow groupmates!
We will have a contest!
THEME: SCHOOL TIME
                                     Rules
                                            Should be about School Times!
                                            Should be a CHIBI!
                                            Submit it to the "2013 Contest" Folder!
                                            Don't include characters that aren't yours have your own.
                                            With the maximum of two entries!
                                            Don't put nudity scences in your entry.
                                            Be CREATIVE!
           The contest ends at June 29(~Meowgirl07's birthday) :thumb
100 points giveawayHello there! I decided to give away 100 :points:!
:heart: Since I haven't had the chance to upload any art recently,I decided to give away something else to you guys ~
:bulletred:  1 step: All you need to do is post a comment down below! (This guarantees you one entry number.) This step IS mandatory.
:bulletred:  2 step: If you watch me you receive another number and for every fave on one of my deviantations you get more.
EXAMPLE: 
Comment=1 entry number
Comment,watch,3 favs= 5 entry numbers
:bulletred:MAX entry numbers=5 
:bulletred: REMEMBER: The second step is not obligatory,it just gives you a better chance of winning.
:heart: Please leave a comment like the following if you have watched or faved something: "Comment,watch,2 favs" so I can keep track. ^^
I will be choosing the winner via random.org

END DATE: 27 MAY 2013 6 pm GMT+3 
Made a video again :P...another fake Parashi Opening: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGa8pPlOxuQ
It's really choppy and suuuuuper scribbly because I took like 30 seconds to draw each frame. Please fill in the gaps and gloss over the art with your wonderful imagination! I made it in Windows Movie Maker which is an absolutely evil program =o=
I'll try to fix up the ugly pictures and maybe add some color when I have time, and reupload another version later :b (don't know when though.) For now feel free to watch this one and laugh at it huhuhu
(the song is Tenkuu no Canaria, from ToS *w*b)
Welcome to My Official DeviantArt Page!Hi, I'm Mark Crilley. I'm the writer and illustrator of a new graphic novel series from Dark Horse Comics, "Brody's Ghost." The first four volumes are now available though your local bookstore or comic shop, or at any number of online stores such as Amazon or Barnes & Noble.
I'm also the writer and illustrator of the MIKI FALLS manga series from HarperCollins. All four books in the series (MIKI FALLS: SPRING, MIKI FALLS: SUMMER, MIKI FALLS: AUTUMN, and MIKI FALLS: WINTER) are now available in bookstores and at online sites such as those run by Barnes & Noble and Amazon. Thanks in advance to anyone who gets them. If you do, please let me know what you think; I'd love to hear from you.
You can find out more about me and my books over at my YouTube channel.
If you can't find any of my books at your local bookstore, please, please, pretty-please ask them to order it!
Thanks so much for stopping by! ^_^
Mark
SPECIAL FEATURE 05 ... Part A 
:iconspreadmoreloveplz:  Unfortunately I can't mention all here, but I send all my friends and watchers a lot of hugs :iconspreadmoreloveplz:
... and a special thanks to those who keep up with even the loyalty with my photography ...
Please give all of them your attention, , comment and watch!

















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***Updated*** Mini 500 Point Giveaway!This giveaway is over. Winners announced soon.
Something i've been meaning to do but only recently was I prompted by Atlantien1.
All you need to do is this:
Browse deviantART and find a piece of art (or more than one) you REALLY like. Something that means something to you!
Then simply make a journal featuring that piece (or pieces) of art. You could even say a few words about that piece and the artist?
Remember to comment below with a link to your journal!
Here's mine: http://moomin-man.deviantart.com/art/Art-Feature-Share-the-experience-373119121
Winners will be picked at random!
1st - 200:points: :icontimekiller357:
2nd - 100:points: :iconRobertpferd:
3rd - 50:points: :iconpaintedfeline:
4th - 50:points: :iconshuroi:
5th - 50:points: :iconnadeshikofan:
6th - 50:points: :iconiluvshinyeevee030:
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Design Contest WIN 4000 POINTS, 20$ AND MORE!I've wanted to hold a design contest for a long time now, and finally I've gathered enough points to do it :D
Go here to browse entries: http://taravia.deviantart.com/favourites/55430170
What I'm looking for:
Everything! Wolves, foxes, fennec foxes, ferrets, servals, bobcats, tigers, other big cats, small cats, deers, dragons, gryphons, dogs, birds, hybrids, original species.. bring it!
I'm leaving the details to your imagination, but here are some things I really like:
-White base color with black and red markings<33 (mostly on canines)
-Cute and fluffy things! No need to go all big eyes and oversized heads, but animals with fur. Creepy and slimy things just aren't my thing.. Still don't be afraid to make something dark/evil
-Anything tribal
-Native american stuff
-Feathers!
-Tawny, golden, brown, white, red, blue, cyan, gray, black (well, not all combined)
-I like more natural base colors, but with smaller markings in unnatural colors like blue or red
-Long tails, big/long
The Echo chamber dilemmaThe promise of the Internet was that unlimited information and experiences would draw us together. But instead it seems to have driven us apart.
For years I've observed this behavior but haven't been able to vocalize it correctly. Originally I called the behavior of collective opinions as "the hive mentality" of the Internet. But that wasn't exactly right and I often got called out on it. The most prominent example was when I made a comic about a guy disagreeing with opinions and being shouted at till he remained quiet, eventually fading into the background with everyone else. The consensus of that comic was that if you disagree with someone you aren't bullied into not speaking, but instead are free to go someplace else where people who do agree with you exist. And you know what? That wasn't what i was trying to convey, but is sadly true. The Internet is not a hive mind. It's many tiny pocket echo chambers of mutual agreements.
And this is becoming a growing problem, I think, because n
SPECIAL FEATURE 05 ... Part B 
:iconspreadmoreloveplz:  Unfortunately I can't mention all here, but I send all my friends and watchers a lot of hugs :iconspreadmoreloveplz:
... and a special thanks to those who keep up with even the loyalty with my photography ...
Please give all of them your attention, , comment and watch!

















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Callibrate your Wacom tutorialHad you  finally  made  the transition from intuos 3 to intuos 4?, or Are you rich to change into an intuos 5? Had you made the transition from a first generation cintiq  to the new ones?. More levels of pressure will mean  more quality to the paintings, am i right?. 
Did you thought that by default the pen will it be like using butter on bread?, you try it for the first time and you love all of it, you said i have sooooooo much control on my strokes im having a blast. Then only  to realize you only have total control of the brush but when you are moving it really slow?. But when you do quick strokes the pressure drops a lot of paint making you redraw tons of stuff?
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Ok, people, I need some help here:

I'm helping in the translation of my comic book from spanish to english, and there's this strip where a character tells a very bad and old joke that everybody knows of.

Of course, that kind of joke here in spain doesn't have any sense translated to english... so I would like to know: do yous people know any bad an typical joke that you've heard over and over again?

Thanks!
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~Dao128 Dec 14, 2012
Oye, entonces la tira esta de RIP esta en hiatus temporal mientras la traduces al ingles? Piensas volver a actualizar la comic?
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~Viets Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Two cannibals sat eating a clown. One turns to the other and say's....
"Does this taste funny to you?".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender say's....
"Why the long face?"

I've just seen your Daily Deviation, "Brownjobs". You've captured the essence of Nobby and Colon beautifully. A well deserved DD!
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~MarcheHare Sep 29, 2012
I'd tend to say there are too many bad english jokes to be able to suggest a good one without some kind of context. What's happening in the scene that "inspires" the joke teller?
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~SlenderTroll Sep 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think the most famous and classic American joke, that everyone here knows, is "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To get to the other side!"

It's a pretty dumb joke, but everyone's heard it.
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~Sprocketman Sep 21, 2012
What's the secret of the snot? The snot NOSE.

My uncle is so large, that when he sits around the house, he REALLY sits around the house!

Take my wife, please!
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~calidatrinchera Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Prueba con el clásico de "tírame del dedo" (Pull my finger)
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~Armbullet Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Two guys walk into a bar. They say "Ow."
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~anzul Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i dont get it :/
could you explain it to me? :)
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~Armbullet Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Two men walk into a bar.
Its phrased like a common joke that starts off with two men entering a bar. But the way that it's said can also imply that they are actually walking into the bar, as in walking and hitting the building. That's why they say "Ow". Itself is a very overused joke.
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~anzul Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe, never had heard that one

thanks for the explanation dude :)
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